Thu 12 Jun 2008
Tue 3 Jun 2008
Even though my video has production value and I’m not the star of a Judd Apatow movie, I made it to the front page of Funny Or Die!
Zing!
Mon 2 Jun 2008
At long last, I sense that the Iris trend may be making a comeback. Proof?!? Here it comes!!
My friend Brad combined “Iris” with my favorite internet impressionist.
Will made me aware of this back-to-basics Iris by John from Youtube.
And Youtube user DevilChicka sent me a two part Iris comic!!!
So if you want to get on the quickly restarting Iris bandwagon, I encourage you to do so.
Sun 1 Jun 2008
Universal Tour Guides Win Eternal Struggle Against King Kong
Posted by scott under Tour Guide Diaries , Universal Studios[4] Comments
Though many believe that being a Universal Studios tour guide is a fun and easy job, what they don’t realize is that each day, a tour guide must engage in several battles with a terrifying creature.
Although Kong never took the lives of any of my tour guests, the emotional scars ran deep. Children cried, parents coughed in agony at his disgusting banana breath.
Often, as the tram passed by this jungle-spawned fool, I would shout, “Curse you, KONG! I would slap in the mouth, but my arms are not long, like yours! Because I am a human, with thoughts and feelings, just like my innocent guests. Not like you. You are a disgusting, stupid animal. You are nothing. And someday, I will seek my revenge.”
Today… revenge is mine.
Get used to the heat, Kong, because you will surely burn in hell.
Thu 29 May 2008
So “My Super Sweet Funeral” is a big hit, and the feedback has been overwhelmingly positive. Except on Ebaum’s World, who graciously featured my video without asking permission or giving me credit. Thanks!!
Check out this amazing comment the video got on Ebaum’s World.
I really loved Colbert7’s idea, and in the spirit of Ebaum’s World, I’ve decided to steal it. I am proud to officially announce the launch of….
Scott Gairdner’s Old-Fashioned Jazz-Flavored Fag Juice!
Now you can drink jazz-flavored fag juice every day! With 5 delicious flavors!
At the suggestion of Ebaum’s user GoNads1420, I will be selling it for 1 dollar a bottle, exclusively at Club Manhole.
Mon 19 May 2008
Announcing my 50th (!) video posted on Youtube…
By the way, I encourage everybody to click on the link and do the “Watch in high quality” option on Youtube. Cause this one looks real good.
I’d like to thank all the people who helped out on this, particularly…
Will Hyler (who shot it, built the coffin, and did the amazing opening sequence)
Katie Bode (who did all the fabric on the coffin, including the ‘Juicy’ letters)
Perry Smith and Erin Pade (my fine co-stars)
And all the attendees of the Super Sweet Funeral: Kim Megowan (Stacey), Ryan Mitchell (Zac Efron), Chris Chappell (Priest), David Love, Amanda Ellexson, Adrienne Castillo, Brad Schulz, Brian Rowe, and Marshall Hicks
UPDATE: Now its on CollegeHumor and Funny Or Die. You should watch it on all the sites it’s on, and try to notice differences in the quality and players and codecs. Interestingly, for Funny Or Die, it was actually exported in H.264 from a 4×3 timeline so I could put the watermark at the bottom. Also, java applets web 2.0 interweb serverbase.
UPDATED UPDATE:Front page o’ Youtube. Hell yes.
Tue 15 Apr 2008
This one didn’t really get a fair shake first time around, so I put it up on Youtube.
Watch as E! counts down the celebrities with the best tasting man sauce!
Tue 1 Apr 2008
My main man Perry Smith, of President Brown and World’s Nicest Guy fame, just acted in his first national commercial. Watch it by clicking below. It should be the first one that pops up, involving biscuits.
Mon 24 Mar 2008
I commissioned Michael McDonald to write a special song for my girlfriend Erin’s birthday. Here are the results.
For the sake of completion, you should know that Erin HATES the song “Peace Train”.
Also, upon watching this again several days later, it really makes me laugh around 0:35 how uncomfortable that puppy is obviously making me.
Mon 3 Mar 2008
“Que Hiciste Con Mi Hijo” is back for an exciting second episode: “Aguila Negra (Black Eagle)”.
Starring: Ryan Mitchell, Scott Gairdner, Brian Lyman, David Valdez, and introducing Ricky Cruz as Felix.
Special thanks to: Will Hyler (camera and lighting), Brian Engh (special effects), Brian Rowe (for lending us the beautiful HD camera on which this was shot), and Katie Bode (for general help and support and greatness).